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so i was just sitting here in my room when i heard a electricating

so i was just sitting here in my room when
i heard a electricating noise, so i look up and what do i see?
a fly reapeditly flying into the lightbulb, then getting burned and falling, then doing it again...
wtf fly? -_-

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Amrie45

posted January 26, 2012 at 11:13pm UTC tagged with funny

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