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1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood. 2011: He died

1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood.
2011: He died of thirst. 

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rissarox125 1 decade ago
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at first i was like wat??? and kept scrolling then i got it and scrolled back up to fave it
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Nicklebee 1 decade ago
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Oh it took me a minute, i thought you were making fun of Twilight, but i get it now. :P
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ferggy09 1 decade ago
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I LOVE THIS QUOTE! Back then girls lost their virtue after they were married. Makes for a better love story♥
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crazyyx56 1 decade ago
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I don't want to be mean, because this is sorta true. But I don't understand people. I constantly see quotes calling girls , saying they're stupid an they have no self respect. Just because they aren't virgins. So what if they aren't ? That is a decision that 2 people make when they think they are ready. Maybe that girl really loved the boy. I am a virgin. But some girls may find this very insulting.
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suckmygoldenpopcorn 1 decade ago
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Lmao i get it
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Girl1From1Mars 1 decade ago
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lololololol .. haha!
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emilyandthatsall 1 decade ago
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LOL
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yourcool 1 decade ago
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Lololol omg
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lovinlife13 1 decade ago
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omggggggggg; this is sooo funnny i cant even deaal with itt. i know its supposed to be like wow, but its histericaal!
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xxanewbeginingxx 1 decade ago
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LOL XD
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posted January 28, 2012 at 2:19pm UTC tagged with funny

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