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Make your own sentence. Step one, choose the month you were born.




Make your own sentence.


 
Step one, choose the month you were born.

January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I need
April- I shot
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed 
July- I pooped on
August- I slept with
September- I killed
October- I went out with
November- I shaved
December- I left the country with


Step two, choose the day you were born. 

1: a monkey
2: a hooker
3: vacuum cleaner
4: your mom
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: your ex
7: Santa Claus
8: a dog
9: your dad
10: a condom
11: a bowl of cereal
12: Channing Tatum
13: Justin Bieber
14:  a horse
15: an old man
16: a drug dealer
17: a clown
18: your grandma
19: a bag of maggots
20: Michael Jackson
21: a drunk Mexican
22: a rotten egg
23: a piece of crap
24: Taylor Lautner
25: Lil Wayne
26: a creepy doll
27: George Bush
28: a hobo
29: Shane Dawson
30: old socks
31: no one

Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now. 

White- because thats who i am.
Black- because im sexy.
Pink- because my friends told me too.
Red- because i was in the mood.
Blue- because i hate my life.
Yellow- because im awesome.
Gray- because i smell bad.
Green- because i love to.
Orange- because im beautiful.
Brown- because its fun
Purple- because thats how i roll..
No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
Other- because im single.

Now fav and comment your sentence!

















michaelchannel 

2018 Comments

[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I went out with ur grandma because i was in the mood lol xD
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anitaki32 1 decade ago
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I fell in love with a creepy doll because I'm sexy
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illgiveyouablackeye* 1 decade ago
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I left the country with a drug dealer because I hate my life x)
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whoisshe 1 decade ago
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I hate old socks because my friends told me too
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gowitty1 1 decade ago
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i went out wth a dog bc im beautiful(my moms) O_O
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gowitty1 1 decade ago
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i ran naked with a hobo because my friends told me 2(my sisters one)
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gowitty1 1 decade ago
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i need your mom because its fun
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FabandFunny 1 decade ago
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I kissed a clown because my friends told me too.
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Jojoloving1 1 decade ago
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I hate no one, because my friends told me to.
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alisha* 1 decade ago
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I went out with Taylor Lautner because I'm sexy. XD
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partyunicorn 1 decade ago
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i need a hobo because i smell bad. nice.
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ShmeXyLlamAs 1 decade ago
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I kissed Justin Beiber because I hate myself......LOL
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Average_girl 1 decade ago
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I hate vacuum cleaner because im sexy.
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Clazza 1 decade ago
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I shaved a bag of maggots because I love to
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whereismymind 1 decade ago
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I need a bowl of cereal because my friends told me too.
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Snoopygirl 1 decade ago
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i slept with a monkey because i hate my life
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instance77 1 decade ago
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I kissed a creepy doll because I hate my life.
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*_* 1 decade ago
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I killed a clown because I hate my life.
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luvmeplz 1 decade ago
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I left the country with Justin Bieber because I love to.
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ZombiexEater* 1 decade ago
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I slept with a clown, because I hate my life
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michaelchannel

posted February 3, 2012 at 5:09pm UTC tagged with funny

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