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The World’s Funniest Real Ads Believe it or not, these

  The World’s Funniest Real Ads 
 
Believe it or not,
these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:


Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
Four-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
Open house body shapers toning salon, free coffee and donuts.
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Snow Blower for sale…can only used on snowy days.
Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
 

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posted January 29, 2009 at 12:46am UTC tagged with funny

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