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Dad. Anything else exciting going on this week? Nah not really.
Dad.
Anything else exciting going on this week?
Nah not really.
Mom's got a really bad cold.
She's spreading her legs at work.
So that's how she got a raise. hahahaha.
Germs.
She doesn't spread her legs for anyone. Trust me I'd know.
NMF/ nmq
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posted February 9, 2012 at 3:47pm UTC tagged with
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Mom. That was one of the best 6 inches ever! Mom? Thank you Subway! Do you want a sandwich before I leave? No, I'm all set. NMF/ nmq .
Falling in love with a guy is easy but trying to forget the guy is harder. NMF/Probably NMQ.