Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup
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"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
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