that moment when you go to bed alone and wake up with a girl

that moment

when you go to bed alone
and wake up with a girl in your bed
and then you discover that shes ugly
and then you discover its a man
and your in jail
then you wake up and realize its all a dream
then you remeber your at work
and your boss is right behind you
                                                                             f***
and you were fired and now your homeless
and then you say how: " cant this get any worse?"
and it starts to rain
acid..
       
 

got this from an app.
thought it was funny :)