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When I was little I used to hide my arms in my sweater and whip
When I was little
I used to hide my arms in my sweater
and whip the sleeves around to hit people
LOL WHAT? I STILL DO THIS♥
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posted February 14, 2012 at 6:36pm UTC tagged with
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