Funny Quote #5139639
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You are now aware that you have to yawn You are now aware of

You are now aware

that you have to yawn

 

You are now aware

of the ringing in your ears.

 

You are now aware

that you have an itch somewhere on your body.

 

You are now aware

that you are now breathing manually.

 

You are now aware

that you are now blinking manually, too.

 

You are now aware

that every time you swallow, you hear a little crackle in your ears.

 

You are now aware

that your nose is always in your peripheral vision.

 

You are now aware

that you are thinking of him.

 

You are now aware

that you are sitting with your legs crossed and your left hand on your face.

 

You're now aware

that I used a contraction this time.

 

 

Problem?

nmq
 

4 Comments

kellyxox 1 decade ago
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lol, the legs crossed one was the only true one i think xD
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becca21 1 decade ago
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omg as soon as i read that, i did one of those things without realizing it\
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Kiki24 1 decade ago
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How did you know I was sitting with my legs crossed and left hand on my face!? wow, your good.... ;)
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PoetDontYaKnowIt 1 decade ago
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How did u get the legs crossed and left hand on face? lol
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carson5482

posted February 15, 2012 at 12:01am UTC tagged with funny

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