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Did you know that you can breath in and out really fast while
Did you know
that you can breath in and out
really fast
while
sticking out your tongue?
........
And that, my friends,
is how
you get a person
to act like a dog.
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posted February 16, 2012 at 5:27pm UTC tagged with
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