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friend: yo mamas so nasty even Voldemort wont say her name me:


friend: yo mamas so nasty even Voldemort wont say her name

me: yo mamas so ugly that when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus!"

friend:yo mamas so fat that her patronus is a cake

me: yo mamas so old she babysat Dumbledore

friend: yo mamas so ugly that when the basilisk saw her IT dropped dead

me:yo mamas so nasty that even Dobby wouldnt take her sock

friend: yo mamas so fat when she looked into the mirror of Erised she saw a ham

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posted February 17, 2012 at 8:37pm UTC tagged with funny

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