friend: yo mamas so nasty
even Voldemort wont say her name
me: yo mamas so ugly that when she was born the
doctor screamed "riddikulus!"
friend:yo mamas so fat that her patronus is a
cake
me: yo mamas so old she babysat Dumbledore
friend: yo mamas so ugly that when the basilisk
saw her IT dropped dead
me:yo mamas so nasty that even Dobby wouldnt take
her sock
friend: yo mamas so fat when she looked into the
mirror of Erised she saw a ham