There was once a nun who needed a ride home from the church one
day. She called a cab and it soon came. She got in the cab and the
driver wouldn't stop staring at her. She said, "Excuse me
sir...is there a problem??" And he replied,
"No...uh..well.....its kind of embarassing..." And the
nun said, "Im a nun... I have probably heard much worse."
So the guy said, "Well... I have always had this fantasy of
kissing a nun." And she said, "Well ok.... but you have
to be catholic and you have to be single." The guy told her
that he was. So they stopped the car and the nun climbed into the
front seat and gave the driver a long sweet kiss. The driver then
began to cry. The nun asked, "What's wrong? Am I a bad kisser
or something?" And the driver said, "I have sinned! I am
Jewish and married. Oh, dear lord...im sorry." And the nun
said, "Its okay. My name is Jimmy and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
haha...rate high if you get it :)