Funny Quote #5312923
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Lose sight of my mom at the store Me: Pshh.. She will realize

*Lose sight of my mom at the store*

Me: Pshh.. She will realize Im Gone.
Me: I Mean.. She wouldn't just..... leave me here...
Me: I'm too cool to be left behind in the store....
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Me: Oh god. Im going to grow old and die alone in the clothing isle...