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*Opens pack of bread* *skips the first piece because it's

*Opens pack of bread*
*skips the first piece because it's ugly*
Fav if this is you:)

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livlivo 1 decade ago
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this says something about society...deep..haha jk:p this is me though!
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onion8 1 decade ago
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lol we even judge our bread. I worry for this generation. 'I'm not going to eat this because it's ugly' no I skip the 1st piece of bread because my mum says it keeps the loaf fresher.
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bellyg2000 1 decade ago
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haha i skip it because my moms all like,
"NOOOOO that one keeps the whole loaf together!!!!!! Team spirit bread!!!!"
My moms so weird.........
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HannaKScar 1 decade ago
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I was kidding........
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xxniicoleexx 1 decade ago
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ikr!!
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masher33 1 decade ago
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@HannaKScar um its bread its an inanimate object why are you comparing bread to girls x)
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xxniicoleexx 1 decade ago
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Then i guess great minds think alike
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lovestardoll423 1 decade ago
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That was one of my top quotes...
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lovesucks122 1 decade ago
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i don't skip it becuz its y=ugly cuz it just rates gross
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iLuvCupcakesBro 1 decade ago
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I like da first and last piece da best :)
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xxniicoleexx 1 decade ago
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guys...its bread, not a person
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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I TREAT ALL OF MY PIECES OF BREAD AS EQUALS.
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haytay 1 decade ago
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yup
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cheezburger 1 decade ago
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I dont like the crust, its nasty >:D
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frazergirl 1 decade ago
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and hush, you are what you eat, right? So that is kinda rude >:|
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frazergirl 1 decade ago
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More like because it's got too much crust. :)
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ashyyboo 1 decade ago
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Is it bad that I literally feel sorry for that piece?
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wittyquotesgurl 1 decade ago
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i skip it because i hate the crust. LOL but i like how you say that its ugly
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xissah 1 decade ago
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what if the first piece of bread was the cure for cancer?
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SophiaPenny 1 decade ago
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Aw.... Poor underestimated crust.. Its the best part! :(
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posted March 13, 2012 at 8:09pm UTC tagged with funny

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