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when your coming back inside and you smell like ''outside''
when your coming back
inside
and you smell like
''outside'' ew.
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posted March 16, 2012 at 7:45pm UTC tagged with funny
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- Grandma You passed away on the day of March 12, you have been gone for three years, It doesn't even feel like three years. words can't explain how much I truly miss you. we used to hang out every single weekend and everytime I hung out with you we made more and more memories, you were the best grandma that I could ever ask for. I miss going to breakfast, and sitting there laughing about everything me, or you said. or your nickname was dodo bird. Or I would be sleeping over at your house, and we would stay up till midnight and play a game called dice and i would always say, ''grandma, i'm going to beat you, i'm a champ.'' or having midnight snacks and sneaking out in the kitchen, or watching that 70 show, or watching movies. I remember everytime we went out to go to the store or something you would aleast say Hi to one person, because everyone knew you or you were just being nice. you were a very caring person, and theres not a day i don't think about you. Because, i think about you every single day, you are the one that wakes me up in the morning. I cry all the time because i miss you! everytime I had a problem with bullying, or anything you were like my problem solver, and every since March 12 2009, I keep every single problem to myself, hoping you will help me, and that's what I always wish for. But, i'm so glad that you arn't suffering anymore, or in pain. I know God wanted you. God took you for a purpose. You always kept me happy, and kept a big fat smile on my face. Just writing this makes me so sad, but i know I have to be happy, because you want me to be happy! I know you are watching me in the sky, and that bright sunshine, that's you saying hi to me♥. I went to your grave the other day, and put flowers on your grave, and I just wanted to stop by and say ''Grandma, i miss you, and i love you so much.'' I will never ever forget you grandma, I'm always thinking about you, and I always will. I know you passed at a young age, but I know it was time for you to go. And the family calls it grandpa's now, but I still call it grandmas, and that will never change. EVERYTIME i go over there the first place I go is your room, and lay on your bed, and think about all the goodtimes we had together. YOU'RE AMAZING, YOU ARE CARING, AND YOU ARE A PIECE OF MY BEAUTIFUL HEART. you are the best woman, and you are the best grandma ever. no one will ever forget you, everyone misses youuu so much. See you up in heaven soon, Love you so much. ♥
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