Real texting convo I had:
Me: so who do u like?
Him: I can't tell u cuz it might ruin some sort of friendship
Me: Why can't u tell me?? u always tell me who u like and i
never tell anyone!
Him: I just can't okay... can we talk about something else?
Me: okay :)
*the next day*
Him: hey, so do u know why i can't tell u who i like?
Me: NO!! why can't u just tell me
Him: cuz then that girl would think of me as more than a bff and
even tho i like her i just wanna be friends with her
Me: okay, can't you just tell me
Him: see, that's the problem!! i can't tell u!!!
Me: WHY NOT!! JUST TELL ME WHO U LIKE!!
Him: it's you!!!!!!! I LIKE YOU!! jeez it took u this long to
figure it out!
Me: oh :)