Don't let the door hit you
where the good Lord split you!
Ba-bye!!
where the good Lord split you!
Ba-bye!!
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posted March 18, 2012 at 3:00pm UTC tagged with funny
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- INSTEAD OF 20 QUESTIONS.........55 QUESTIONS!! 1. Who was the last person you texted? my sister 2. Who was the last person you were with? my parents 3. Have you ever lost a close friend? yeah 4. What song did you listen to last? Writing on the Wall 5. What is your relationship status? single 6. How many siblings do you have? 3 7. What's your brother(s) and/or sister(s)names? Destyne, Rose, A.J. 8. Where do you wish you were right now? Either with my sister in N.J. or in my old town with my old friends 9. Ever had a near death experience? I don't know 10. Something you do a lot? read 11. Are you currently angry at someone? yeah 12 What stopped you from going for someone you like? I don't know if he likes me, too and I don't wanna look stupid. 13 When was the last time you fell? I don't remember 14 Is there anyone you would do anything for? yeah, my friends and family 15 What is the last thing you think about before going to sleep? a scary movie 16 Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my sister 17 What's your favorite song? Idk I have alot of them 18 What are you doing right now? Witty 19 Who do you trust right now? my parents, my one sister, my friends from J 20 Where did you get the shirt that you're wearing? Wal-Mart 21 What's the best video game you've ever played? uhmm frogger? 22 Who's your friend that lives closest to you? Taya 23 Describe your life in one word. Eccentric 24 Who are you thinking of right now? My friends from J 25 What should you be doing right now? idk cleaning? 26 Who was the last person to give you a hug? my mom 27 Who was the last person to yell at you? my dad 28 Do you act different around the person you like? yeah 29 What's your natural hair color? blonde 30 Who was the last person to make you laugh? my sister 31 Who was the last person to make you sad? my friend (no name) 32 What's your full name? Rebecca 33 Has anyone called you HOT before? Not to my face 34 Do you have a best friend? yeah, 2, Kristal and Sarah 35 Have you held hands with the opposite gender in the past 3 days? besides my brother to cross the street, no 36 Have you changed clothes in a vehicle? yeah 37 Are you happy with life right now? yeah 38 Are you currently jeaulous? yeah 39 What jewelery are you currently wearing? a watch I got form my great grandma 40 What were you doing Friday night? going to J 41 Have you ever been out of the country? nope 42 Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't know 43 Have you been laughed at before? yeah 44 What's your favorite color? silver 45 What size shoe do you wear? 8 46 What was the last fun thing you did? chased girls that I didn't know with a few friends (I think we terrified them) 47 What does your last text say? yeah 48 What color are your eyes? blue, but sometimes they change 49 Who are you talking to right now? my sister 50 What color are your socks? white and pink 51 What are you afraid of? death, being made fun of, needles, doctors, spiders, snakes, etc. etc. 52 Which fictional character would you most like to meet? Danny Phantom or Kim Possible 53 Do you have Bieber fever? f*ck no 54 What do you think of Twilight? I love Jacob/Taylor but other wise I'm not obsessed with them or anything 55 Does your witty username mean anything? yeah my name and birthday
- I am 72% obsessed with my looks I own: [x] hair straightener [x] curling iron [x] mousse [x] hairspray [ x] gel [x] other sprays [x] bobby pins [x] hair clips [x] hair ties [] round barrel brush [x] blow dryer [x] mirror [ ] I have dyed my hair [ ] I have/had highlights TOTAL: 11 Eyes: I own [ ] black eyeliner [ ] other color eyeliner [x] eye shadow [x] mascara [ ] fake eyelashes [x] eyelash curler [ ] eye shimmer [ ] contacts [ ] stunna shades [ x] eye makeup remover TOTAL: 4 Lips/Teeth: I own [x] clear lip gloss [x] red or pink lip gloss [x] lipstick [x] chap stick [x] lip plumper [ ] electric toothbrush [ ] teeth whitener [x] more than 15 lip glosses [x] toothpaste TOTAL: 7 Complexion/Overall Face: I own [x] blush [x] moisturizer [x] face wash [ ] bronzer [x] makeup remover [x] face wipes [x] powder [ ] cover up [] blotting papers TOTAL: 6 Nails: [x]nail polish/varnish [x] filer [x] nail clipper [x] nail buffer [ x] cuticle remover [x] nail hardener [x] nail brush [x] fake nails [ ] nail scissors TOTAL: 8 OVERALL TOTAL: 36 Now multiply your number by 2 Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks. nmq\nmf
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