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Teacher: Do you want to spend lunch in my classroom?! Me: Are

Teacher: Do you want to spend lunch in my classroom?!

Me: Are you asking me out?

Class: *Silence*

lol thats me XD

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posted March 23, 2012 at 12:00am UTC tagged with funny

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