Funny Quote #5409071
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*Police catches woman speeding* Officer: Sorry ma'am but


*Police catches woman speeding*
Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
Woman: Oh sorry
Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
Officer:What?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
Woman: I can't do that
Officer: Why not ma'am
Woman: I stole this car
Officer:Stole it?
Woman: Yeah and I killed  the owner,he's in the trunk.
*The officer calls back-up*
Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
*Woman steps out*
Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
Woman: What?
Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
*women opens trunk and it's empty*
Officer2: Is this your car
Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
*women gives license from her bag*
Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
I was laughing so much when I saw this

4 Comments

dancergrl101 1 decade ago
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haha I saw this on I waste so much time! :)
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KWcat 1 decade ago
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I'm SO going to do this when I start driving!!
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imsopurdy 1 decade ago
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omg! I'm so telling my dad/mom to do this anytime they speed xD
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helms81 1 decade ago
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I bet she got away with it..! (: This just made my day!
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hotchick123

posted March 26, 2012 at 2:21pm UTC tagged with funny

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