10 Years from now. Kid: Dad, how did you meet my mom? Harry:

10 Years from now.




 Kid: Dad, how did you meet my mom?

Harry: Well...

Kid: Please please!

Harry: She sneaked out in our tour bus.

Me: Naked.

Kid: ...

Harry: And she was holding a cat.

Kid: ...
Harry: I couldn't help...

Me: Then boom! Pregnant!