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Niall: Perverted 12-13 year olds scare me.. Me: Awh shiz. I'm
Niall: Perverted 12-13 year olds scare me..
Me: Awh shiz. I'm screwed.
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posted April 4, 2012 at 3:05pm UTC tagged with funny
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Yessss still have a chance(:
lol im not perverted though, i just wanna marry him c:
wait... I'M 14!! hahah just made it.. yess we still have a chance(;