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Name: Amy Name with eyes closed: Amt Name with elbow: ZAmmmy
Name: Amy
Name with eyes closed: Amt
Name with elbow: ZAmmmy
Name with nose: aqmy
Name with forhead: azmh
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posted April 5, 2012 at 10:39pm UTC tagged with funny
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