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My Little Brother While Playing COD: - Dude! This is my side
My Little Brother While
Playing COD:
- Dude! This is my side
not your side!
-Come on I
Need Help!!!
-Ahhh man!!
Stupid dogs!
-It is always
good to aim!
-Yeah! one
time i was like BRRRBBBBRRR in a circle and i killed
everyone!
♥ your so cute
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posted April 8, 2012 at 9:18pm UTC tagged with funny
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- Things Get Worse Over Time Chapter 4 The unfamiliar face, so handsome, I wasn't even sure how to explain him. All I know is his eyes were the only thing that really stood out on him, They shone so bright that someone could easily see them in the pitch black darkness. He looks down at me, with a smile across his face. I turn back around, slowly to see my cousins face, he actually looks some what terrified & a little off edge. "Well what ever it was, it is gone now." A guard says with a hoars voice. Each guard turns there flashlights off, & the head of the group who is in all black speaks into his head phone. But the guard in front of me is still looking in my direction. His brown ruffled hair, & his young face with the brown eyes seem to have pain in them. "Hey James,Please attend the group." Another guard says to him. He shuffles in his spot then looks back at th guard, "Yes." He goes back with his group "Why were just staring off into space over there?" The older guard asks James. "I thought i saw something but it was nothing." He says looking back at me, & this time I could've sworn he looked directly at me. The guards run back to where ever they came from. We all wait a few minutes then my cousin pokes his head out of his hiding spot. He then in a swift movement jumps across to me. He stands up tall with his chest slightly puffed out, to seem some what vulnerable. I stand up slowly from my croutching position. The boy doing the same thing. "Your really stupid for doing that!" I yell at him, only in a whisper tone. He ignores me, his eyes move from mine to the boys He just stands there, about the same height of Atrayu, so i have to look up just to see his face, with a huge smile on his face & his eyes gleaming with happiness. He starts to speak "Hello, my name is Everrett" he says as he extends his hand out for a shake. I reach out with me right hand, only hesitating, & place my left hand over my forearm to shake his hand. Putting our left hand over our right forearm was another change they made. It is subbosably meant to be polite. We are suppose to do this when ever we extend our right hand to either give someone something or to shake hands with another. He does the same with my cousin. The only time i can ever notice a change in my cousin is when it comes to other people he gets a weird vide from. And in this case i can see his face harden, the same way it does in a case like this. I look back at Everrett, who stands there like a tower. Is he a Roamer? I am to afriad to ask, because i am not sure if it would be consider impolite. So I keep my mouth shut. & if he is a Roamer then they are completely different people than the ones that are said in the rumors. "Where have you come from?" My cousins speaks up. "Excuse me?" He says, keeping his eyes on my cut arm. I look down & notice it is bleeding pretty badly, it must've reopened. "Do you live in Central Point?"Atrayu asks. "Whats that?" he replies, now looking at Atrayu. "You're a Roamer?" I say, with out realizing what i said. "Roamer?" he hesitates. "Yeah i guess i am a Roamer."Atrayu looks at me, & then at him curiously. "Do you even know what a Roamer means?" He says Everrett waits, he looks around, his bright eyes shining from the lights behind us. "I have heard the term, but i have never intentionally explain myself as being such a thing." His english, suprisingly, was very well said. That is another thing that got changed, we have to have a very high vocabulary & be able to speak English Language our teachers taught us through out the years. Because his english is well spoken we have to speak politly to him and have our english spoken well too. This way he is able to understand what we are saying. Because my cousin taught me the way the older Patrons spoke both me & him can understand eachother, while other people are unable to process it through their mind "As for you living conditions, where is your family located at this moment?" I ask. His eyes shoot to mine, "As for my family, there is no current conection. I am in an environment with other Roamers of the same kind. We survive off eachothers habits." He says to me. I look at my cousin, as for our plan, this is what we needed. He knows what i am thinking, and he nodds "Can you take us to where your location currently is? Is there allowed to be visitors of our sort?" He nodds his black hair shaking. His lean body shifts he turns around slowly. "Please if you may, follow behind me." He says. How is it!Check out the characters page<3
- Things Get Worse Over Time Chapter 5 We ran through the tall grass, silently. Whenever we thought we made too much noise or movement, we would stop and look back and then wait. Once we knew it was safe to get up and go, we would run more. Because i am in the back, Atrayu always told me that if i was ever to be in the back i was the one to make sure no one was following us. With that said, I would look back every time i would feel like someone was watching us. Which happened quit a lot. As we run, we crouched pushing back any rough patches of grasses there was. I would take glances at Everrett every chance i could get. He was the leader in this, and we was good at being one. It seemed like he knew what he was doing. We stopped to take a breath, we sat on a fallen tree trunk. Atrayu was crouches over, hands on his knees, i was standing on the tree trunk trying to see over the grass, but only enough to where i wouldn't get seen by the guards. The thought of my family comes into my mind, i wonder if they would be worried about me if they were still alive. They knew of the secrets me and Atrayu possessed but, they never knew about Atrayu still having his memories, or the fact that he teaches me to fight. All they knew was that we would go outside of the gates, they never disapproved of it, they insisted, actually, they wanted us to get the fresh air. To explore, bring them back new flowers or plants. Explain about the the animals travels. My younger brother, Alexander, would always love to hear about what i did that day. I would stretch the truth only because it would make it more fascinating for him. His bright smile would appear on his face every time i got home. That was the only main thing i would ever come home. I would always say that he was my son, we were so close to each other, and i always played with him as if he was my son, that i would always get rude stares from the older Patrons. But I never cared. I get down slowly from the trunk and sit down, i place me hands on my face. Atrayu scoots over and pats and rubs my back with sympathy. I turn my head at him, giving him a weak smile. Everrett stands over us, looking down with a curious look. "Why do the both of you look sad?" he asks. I look up at him, his green eyes have curiosity in them. I remove my gaze from his, and look at my cousin, as if asking for permission to tell him. The same look he gets when he is uncomfortable appears on his face, and that means no. "It is nothing, I say we should start moving again, we need to be back as the lights turn off, or the Superior will be asking questions." I say standing up. Atrayu nods in agreement. In a swift movement we are up and running again. We run through the foliage, we push past everything can, and jump over the fallen trees. We finally make it to the rim of the huge oak trees, i smile looking up. It is a lot darker over here, as i look behind me, Central Point is lighten up, it may look pretty, but it really isn't on the inside of those gates. We follow Everrett, I watch as he walks, as he leads the group. Many questions run through my mind about him. I want to ask him, but it would be considered rude if I was to. Because of how dark it is in the woods we don't need to run anymore, we walk catching our breath. We follow Everrett who then turns to the right, he removes a huge Elephant Ear plant, reveling a small keypad, like the ones we have all around our Territories in order to get in and out of places. He looks back at me and Atrayu who are staring with our mouths open, in astonishment. He smiles lightly, giving me a look saying "to look away it is confidential" I look away, looking at Atrayu who removes his gaze and turns around staring at the scenery. I listen to the keypad beep with noises of the keys being pressed, A bird somewhere in the trees chirp along with the beeps. A loud noise is present, i turn around back at Everrett, who is standing to the side, looking at me with a smile on his face. I follow the noise, and i find myself looking a boulder getting moved showing a passage way filled with light bulbs on the wall. Atrayu is still lost in his thoughts looking back at Central Point. I touch his shoulder, and he turns around. "Lets go, we have some things we need to find out." I say smiling at him. He smiles then looks at the passage way in amazement. We walk towards the passage way, "Watch your step," Everrett says placing a hand on my elbow. I look back up at him and then at his hand. "Oh, I am sorry, I don't mean to touch you in any disrespectful way." He says to me. It never bugged me, and sure didn't bug me when he touched me. "It is fine, no harm done. It never bugged me anyways" i say with a smile. He smiles back at me. we walk down the lightly lifte hall way, it is a short tunnel, but it is very steep. "It leads under ground," Everrett says as he takes the lead. "The first 'Roamers', as you call them, built this and our town. They needed a place to survive but stay hidden. So they built this, and after it was complete, they would go on searches for weeks to find other Roamers to see if they needed a place to live. Once they found some, they were given jobs, they were to build there own shelters, but they each were given jobs, either to find food, bring supplies, or go on searches." We walk down, as i listen carefully to what he says. "I was found when i was really young, about eight years or so." he says this and looks at me, then quickly looks away. "The person who i call my big brother found me & brought me here." He says point to two brown clothes hanging from the top of the cave, He split the two curtains in half. I look at him, Atrayu, then him again. "Well go ahead, they will be more than happy to welcome you both" he says. I walk in first, ducking my head from the curtains, I look up, seeing things i never once have seen. Everything was beautiful and free looking. But it was all so familiar, like i have seen once, only in a dream. <3 sorrryyy i have been busy with school but how is i coming along? Tell me what you think.!
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