what easter looks like for
me
mom: look at what
i made, a bag made entirely from sunlight! I am so awesome!
aunt: don't you guys love my music? i mean,
look at the baby! oh, you've gotten so tall!
sisters: WE CAN SING LAAAAAAAAAAA.
grandmother: WHAT DID YOU SAY? THE SEAL IS
EATING THE WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
tv: look at this ah-mazing necklace, blah
blah...
dad: want to come with me to get chinese take
out?
me: oh hell yes