Me trying to start a conversation...
Me: DOGGY!!!
Potential Friend: Yes... it is a dog...
Me: ...
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me: Cool...
2nd Attempt
Me: Look at those trees! *Points at random trees*
Them: Yeah... what about them?
Me: ...
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
3rd Attempt
Me: That's a nice tree, isn't it?
Them: Yeah, it is, i supose...
Me: ...
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me: Bye, then.... *Flees*