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one day I am going to have a party and instead of serving alcohol

one day I am going to have a party and instead of serving alcohol I'm going to serve apple cider
so when people are "wasted" I'll know just how fake they are. 

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posted April 13, 2012 at 1:35pm UTC tagged with funny

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