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Getting A Haircut With One Direction: Harry: DON'T TOUCH

Getting A Haircut With
One Direction:

Harry: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY B*TCHES. AWAY.
Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
Louis: Back off b*tches, I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.
Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
Liam: Harry, it's okay...
Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.
Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my hair. Perfect.
Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE! Niall: Maybe if you were louder Harry, they would see you.
Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone will hear you, not see you.
Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
Zayn: I AM PERFECT!
Niall: I'm still hungry.
Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.
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MaeMae103 1 decade ago
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EVERYONE THIS WAS THE QUOTE:
Harry: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY . AWAY.

Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!

Louis: Back off , I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.

Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?

Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.

Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!

Liam: Harry, it's okay...

Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.

Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my hair. Perfect.

Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE!

Niall: Maybe if you were louder Harry, they would see you.

Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone will hear you, not see you.

Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!

Zayn: I AM PERFECT!

Niall: I'm still hungry.

Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.
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sidnaaay14 1 decade ago
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why is this so bad that this is getting reported?!
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lolno 1 decade ago
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And there goes another reported quote.
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Sonny84 1 decade ago
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If this was about One Direction, I am seriously going to hunt down and murder whoever reported this.
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confession_forever 1 decade ago
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what did it say?
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9pudtz9 1 decade ago
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how do we see what this is.
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Smiley_101 1 decade ago
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WHAT DID IT SAYYYYYYYYY????
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CaptainJackSparrow 1 decade ago
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I'm glad we get less of 1D quotes, but people seriously how can you not know who Paul is?
like.
go make a tumblr account and get some decent education on all fandoms.
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SiriuslyStunned 1 decade ago
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For the people who don't know what pending moderation is it means, that this quote was reported.
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Luvlife2468 1 decade ago
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What's with people reporting so much? It's annoying, unless there is actually a good reason.. What did it say?
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ArnoraBerisha555 1 decade ago
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I have no idea what this means either.....
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OverRatedGirl 1 decade ago
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Don't tell me it's the One Direction Hairdresser one.. i loved that oneā™„ =( People are abusing the report button
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ilovepeoplethatfollowtheirheart 1 decade ago
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What did it say?
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KaraDara 1 decade ago
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Anyone know what it said?:/
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gbieber 1 decade ago
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i dnt get it what does pending moderation mea?
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XxAoifeXx 1 decade ago
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Made. My. Day :D x
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LovesOneDirection15 1 decade ago
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Soo funny and probably would happen! haha but who's paul?
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Who the hell is Paul??????? And Where's Liam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heitsmee123 1 decade ago
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hahaha i love the part where niall says "maybe if you were louder harry, they would see you" omg i love this!
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Xoxoshannonxoxo 1 decade ago
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Bahahahahha!!! But zayn doesn't think hea perfect..
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posted April 16, 2012 at 7:26pm UTC tagged with funny

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