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*Violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls

*Violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*





Idc if this doesn't look pretty, cos it's too funny to have to look good.

-Ema

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posted April 17, 2012 at 7:09pm UTC tagged with funny

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