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HUNGER GAMES FANS!!! Me: obviously TEAM PEETA!Friend: noway TEAM

HUNGER GAMES FANS!!!
Me: obviously TEAM PEETA!
Friend: noway TEAM GALE obviously!
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Cop: Tell me again how she 'fell out the window'

my friend acted this out for me today(:

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XxcaliforniababexX

posted April 18, 2012 at 6:11pm UTC tagged with funny

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i wanna hug you i wanna kiss you YOU are my everything &i really miss you ------------♥------------ not my format
i never loved him. he didnt mean anything to me. my breakup quotes are not about him. when people think about their special someone i am not thinking about him. when i see the word him i dont think of his name. i mean it when i say im over him. i dont listen to taylor swift to help me get over him. i dont freak out when his name shows up somewhere. i dont keep all the things that remind me of him or had some special importance when we were dating. his name is not in my head right now. i dont think about him all the time. i dont say my name and then his last name and thing how perfect they sound together. i dont have his number saved as ex or anything negitive...i simply dont have it saved at all. i dont sometimes cry myself to sleep because he recently crossed my mind. i dont wish we were still together. i dont consider myself broken hearted. his number is not the only number i have memorized besides my own, parents and home. the saying: i want to be his one and only is just that a s.a.y.i.n.g. no idont miss him one bit. yes i regret all the 11;11 wishes i wasted on us. i dont miss writing our intials inside a heart on the back of my hand. im glad we dont talk anymore. im glad we didnt have alot of memories. im not sorry for all the negitive things i said. im not sorry for pointing out your flaws. october 9th is just a blurr now. i do regret every hug i ever gave you. i dont regret not holding your hand. i dont regret not having my first kiss with you. i regret saying yes when you asked me out. i hated everything that ever happened between us. not a single tear from my eye is for you. not a single tear in me HEART is from you. you made me stronger. i never loved him. he didnt mean anything to me. my breakup quotes are not about him. when people think about their special someone i am not thinking about him. when i see the word him i dont think of his name. i mean it when i say im over him. i dont listen to taylor swift to help me get over him. i dont freak out when his name shows up somewhere. i dont keep all the things that remind me of him or had some special importance when we were dating. his name is not in my head right now. i dont think about him all the time. i dont say my name and then his last name and thing how perfect they sound together. i dont have his number saved as ex or anything negitive...i simply dont have it saved at all. i dont sometimes cry myself to sleep because he recently crossed my mind. i dont wish we were still together. i dont consider myself broken hearted. his number is not the only number i have memorized besides my own, parents and home. the saying: i want to be his one and only is just that a s.a.y.i.n.g. no idont miss him one bit. yes i regret all the 11;11 wishes i wasted on us. i dont miss writing our intials inside a heart on the back of my hand. im glad we dont talk anymore. im glad we didnt have alot of memories. im not sorry for all the negitive things i said. im not sorry for pointing out your flaws. october 9th is just a blurr now. i do regret every hug i ever gave you. i dont regret not holding your hand. i dont regret not having my first kiss with you. i regret saying yes when you asked me out. i hated everything that ever happened between us. not a single tear from my eye is for you. not a single tear in me HEART is from you. you made me stronger. i never loved him. he didnt mean anything to me. my breakup quotes are not about him. when people think about their special someone i am not thinking about him. when i see the word him i dont think of his name. i mean it when i say im over him. i dont listen to taylor swift to help me get over him. i dont freak out when his name shows up somewhere. i dont keep all the things that remind me of him or had some special importance when we were dating. his name is not in my head right now. i dont think about him all the time. i dont say my name and then his last name and thing how perfect they sound together. i dont have his number saved as ex or anything negitive...i simply dont have it saved at all. i dont sometimes cry myself to sleep because he recently crossed my mind. i dont wish we were still together. i dont consider myself broken hearted. his number is not the only number i have memorized besides my own, parents and home. the saying: i want to be his one and only is just that a s.a.y.i.n.g. no idont miss him one bit. yes i regret all the 11;11 wishes i wasted on us. i dont miss writing our intials inside a heart on the back of my hand. im glad we dont talk anymore. im glad we didnt have alot of memories. im not sorry for all the negitive things i said. im not sorry for pointing out your flaws. october 9th is just a blurr now. i do regret every hug i ever gave you. i dont regret not holding your hand. i dont regret not having my first kiss with you. i regret saying yes when you asked me out. i hated everything that ever happened between us. not a single tear from my eye is for you. not a single tear in me HEART is from you. you made me stronger. list of lies ♥