Reasons I don't have a social life: -I don't want one

Reasons I don't have a social life:

-I don't want one
-I want to punch half of the world's population in the face.
-My computer is my best friend.
-I'm awkward.
-I don't like people.
-I don't want one
-No one makes plans with me
-I'm lazy
&
-I don't want one