Little Sister: Omg Mommy and Daddy I want to be a professional soccer player when I grow up and marry David Beckham!
Parents: Aw! All your dreams are going to come true! Here's some tickets to the next professional soccer game in our state. Plus, let's go meet the players!
Me: Mom, Dad, I'm inlove with One Direction! Their songs give me butterflies and make me feel good about myself. Plus, they're so relateable! And hot! And funny! I want to marry them! Can I please, please, please have tickets to their 2013 tour?
Parents: LOL. They're never gonna marry you. Keep dreaming.
Parents: Tickets are expensive. You have no concept of money.
Me: But my sister..
Parents: You're grounded.
True Story! -.-
posted April 21, 2012 at 10:30am UTC tagged with vent