Parent Logic. Little Sister: Omg Mommy and Daddy I want to be

Parent Logic.
Little Sister: Omg Mommy and Daddy I want to be a professional soccer player when I grow up and marry David Beckham! 
Parents: Aw! All your dreams are going to come true! Here's some tickets to the next professional soccer game in our state. Plus, let's go meet the players! 
Me: Mom, Dad, I'm inlove with One Direction! Their songs give me butterflies and make me feel good about myself. Plus, they're so relateable! And hot! And funny! I want to marry them! Can I please, please, please have tickets to their 2013 tour? 
Parents: 
Me: 
Parents: LOL. They're never gonna marry you. Keep dreaming.
Me: But..
Parents: Tickets are expensive. You have no concept of money.
Me: But my sister.. 
Parents: You're grounded.


True Story! -.-