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My mom thinks witty is full of old men. Please fave this if you're

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
 Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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Yas_TheCat 1 decade ago
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Oh honey pass me my denchers :3
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DirectionerSwiftie 1 decade ago
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im a 30 year old pedofile xD whuahahamuamahahah JK
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Julielool 1 decade ago
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d'f lol.
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ElleRain10 1 decade ago
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I think you've proved your mom wrong...
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX 1 decade ago
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I am 30% sure that I'm not an old man...
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Actually. *raises hands in defeat* You caught me...I'm an old man. I've molested 34 girls. I'm also a pedophile. You're mom was right. *hangs head in shame* That's too bad, you were next on my list. Hahahahahahahaha
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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How is molestation or pedophilia funny?
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JuliaMarie223 1 decade ago
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I use to be an old man, but I reincarnated to a 13 year old girl.
You're welcome.
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Coast2Coast 1 decade ago
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I'm actually an old man, so.
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lucyblue22 1 decade ago
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If witty is full of old men quoting stuff like a teen, they could fave this too.
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huiuhuuh 1 decade ago
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Haha your mom is ledendry ! tell her to make a witty, she would get millions of top quotes :]
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jessiduh 1 decade ago
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I'm an 80 year old man who eats skittles. :3
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GiveMeSkittles_xD 1 decade ago
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I LOVE SKITTLES....eh..-coughs- ..Hey^.^
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YoureBeautifulXo 1 decade ago
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im am old man...lol jk
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texan_sweetheart 1 decade ago
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Nobody knows about my witty! :)
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Take_the_Chance* 1 decade ago
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im a boy but not an old phedo one
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Nikki Sixx* 1 decade ago
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OH *! How did you find out my true identity?! ;) xD
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deadprincess31 1 decade ago
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is that a trick question?

Lol jk.
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Spuddy1o1 1 decade ago
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hahah lol
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MermaidDreams 1 decade ago
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thts messed up...
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Ty1210 1 decade ago
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I'm a 43 year old rapist thats stalking you. I'd watch your back...
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animegirl101 1 decade ago
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa
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NeverForgetYourBeauty

posted April 22, 2012 at 10:52am UTC tagged with funny

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