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The last dream you remember is now your life. How f-cked/lucky


The last dream you remember is now your life.
                           How f-cked/lucky are you?
I'm lucky. Extremely lucky.
 

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Zeldaluv61 1 decade ago
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I got entered in the hunger games and then married Louis Tomlinson. And Peeta got jealous and then he married Katniss and Gale was jealous. And then Louis and I were entered in the Hunger Games and I was in a tree and the Careers were trying to kill me and I fell and woke up.... I don't know if I'm lucky or not..
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xxIntoTheNeverxx 1 decade ago
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In my last dream, I was watching Falling In Reverse preform a private concert in my school's cafeteria for me and my girlfriend and a couple of kindergardeners, and he was only wearing yellow boxers...


Lol, what? XD
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averageemily23 1 decade ago
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The last dream I had, Zayn was making out with me and trying to get in my pants and I couldn't cause I was on my period. fml.
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33_LuvU2_33 1 decade ago
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I found a bunch of cups under my bed...
damn i'm sooo lucky hhaha
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HarryStyleslover 1 decade ago
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I was dating niall Horan..... YAY!!
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kewlss35 1 decade ago
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well.... my last dream was that he came back to me and i told him everything on my mind- the truth (like real life truth) and how i still really like him and find him attractive and a sweet guy, but it's best that we aren't together because i don't want a relationship. I just want to be crazy and innocent and it doesn't help that people are spreading rumors. so basically my dream was my wish. i want it to come true because i know it would be best.
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InYourWildestDreams 1 decade ago
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ohmygod. i'd be sooo fuucking lucky. my dream: my crush and i became really good friends. most girls wouldn't but i'd be happy with that ^-^
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx 1 decade ago
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my school got transported onto a boat while we were all still in it and it was the day of our talent show and we were still doing it so all the people in the show had to go to this meeting area and me and my ex were both in there and it got dark so everyone but us was awake and he was just looking at me with sad eyes so i hugged him and the he told me he never wanted to let me go. SO. LUCKY.
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Hayliebruss4156 1 decade ago
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OH MYYY GODDD!! IM MEETING LIAM PAYNE AT MCDONALDS!!!<333
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onion8 1 decade ago
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I died on the titanic :O
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cutehotti9912 1 decade ago
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so i will spend the rest of my life in party city looking for a pepsi halloween costume while and african american autistic girl keeps follwoing my family. well, soungds good to me!
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BeccaBunneh 1 decade ago
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Yay! I was dating Niall, and becoming a member of 1D. Woohoo.
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littleleftofthemiddle 1 decade ago
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i was nialls girlfriend :)
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jayciecutie_01 1 decade ago
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*pretty fucckedd
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allyhendro11 1 decade ago
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My friend Sarah got mad at me and hit me to the ground, because of a boy:P
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jayciecutie_01 1 decade ago
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pretty fuckked
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Gleek1 1 decade ago
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that awk moment when i was pregnant
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jerseyshoreluver100 1 decade ago
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I get to share a beach house with shane dawson and braid a lil' kids hair! yeeaaaaauhhh!
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catvalentine1 1 decade ago
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YES! Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan had an argument over who gets to date me. Niall won :3 I love this
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chakalakalaka34 1 decade ago
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I met tim thomas and he gave me a free ticket to game 7 and one of his jerseys. then one of my friends and her dad was in my yard having a picnic so they came too........so pretty good
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posted April 23, 2012 at 6:49pm UTC tagged with funny

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