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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Hello humans.
I'm back, because my brother invited his annoying friends -_-
Tomorrow I get to have MY friends over.
Even though it's a 2 1/2 ft deep pool, and tiny, it's still nice.
And guess who I'm asking to come over?
Hiiiiimmmm ♥
Hopefully, he'll notice how much skinnier I've gotten..

I know I'm not in middle school yet. But honestly, it sure feels like it.
When I'm happy, it seems like it's nly 2 days when it's a month. When I'm sad, it seems like it's been 1000 years when it's been about 1.



Awww I see y'all are having a "no, you're prettier" fight. So cutesies.
Yes, I like to say cutesies. Quite a lot.


Oh, and Natalie, she's asleep now. She's like 5 hours ahead.
So, right now it's 1 AM where she is, if I'm correct..?
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Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago
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vv yes lies.
& im baaaack
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SmileLove 1 decade ago
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I think you're stunning. No lies. ♥
Okay. Talk then. xo
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Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago
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obviously you do.
wanna know something?
I have never,
ever,
ever,
had a person in real life think i was pretty compared to anyone else.
or even pretty in general.
other than like, my family.
nobody.
even my friends parents think I'm ugly.
they're like, oh natalie? well, she's just a... erm... um... a ... late bloomer....

ugh.
dad making me go shower now,
I'll try to get back on when I'm done.
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SmileLove 1 decade ago
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I don't lie. (;
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Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago
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lies. LIES I TELL YOU
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SmileLove 1 decade ago
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I'm not gorgeous I'm so ugly and fat.
I hate food. I can't.
Please, your beautiful and skinny. You're lucky. xoxo
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Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago
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emma, you DO deserve to survive.
you deserve it more than anyone.
You've already grown up too fast,
you can't throw away the rest of your life.
you're not even in middle school yet for goodness sakes
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SmileLove 1 decade ago
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Okay, I love you. Stay strong. ♥
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Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago
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And, now,
hannah.
you also need to eat. You're gorgeous, and you aren't fat. okay?

Just try. i know, its hard.
i get it.

seriously.
if any of the three of us is even CLOSE to fat, its me.
because I'm disproportionate.
i have the 'hourglass'-ish shape hip-wise, but then like all my fat goes right to my stomach.
i had my friends sisters friend last week ask me why i looked like i was pregnant.
Not even kidding. then theres you two, who are both nowhere near fat, and you refuse to eat. thats not okay.
you're both gorgeous,and you're both skinny.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Guys I have to go, my little brother is begging me to go swimming in our bought-30-minutes-ago- above ground pool.
Maybe I can lose weight in the good way.
And talk to family.
Okay, bye now.
Don't worry about me.
Now that I've told someone besides myself& paper &my cats what's going on, I can handle everything.
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Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago
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D:
emma. goshdangit.
You weigh FIFTEEN pounds less than me, and are the SAME HEIGHT.

I'm already underweight.
You're like, impossibly underweight now.
Seriously, emma. you need to eat.
you really, really really need to eat.
you NEED to gain some of it back. you SHOULD keep eating.
it's okay if you try to eat healthy, cut down on snacks, stuff like that, but not eating is just plain not okay.

and also.
emma -.-
why do you think people bleed out in the bathtub??
PRESSURE stops bleeding.
WATER thins your blood, prevents it from clotting, makes it flow faster and longer, and makes the bleeding WAY worse.
DO NOT get in the tub if you're bleeding. ever. again.
go eat. like, now.
i don't care what.
it could be a salad, a sandwich, whatever the f*ck you want, as long as its ACTUAL food.
and I know, you feel sick when you're eating, but seriously, thats because your stomach is now like 'Food? What IS this stuff. is it poisonous? Because it doesn't come down here often.."
you need to readjust to eating normally, okay?
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A




That's mine.

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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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It's fine. It was 3 months ago. Jake told me to forge the bad things in the past, that it doesn't help me.

I have a question for you, Hannah: Why don't you eat.
D'ypu think you're fat?
or is it my reason: I didn't deserve to survive.
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SmileLove 1 decade ago
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My secret?
I'm still not eating.
I hate food and I physically can't eat it.
I did the depression test and got minor-moderate. I did a eating disorder test and I got a high result.
But I'm trying. :)

And I pinky swear.
I'm sorry about your mum. ;/ xo
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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And I can't tell anyone.
My mum had to go to rehabation for trying to kill herself. She said it was horrible.
I can't risk ending up there.
And, if I tell someone, they'll say I'm lying. Today, I drank a soda and had fro-yo and some icecream. I gained everything back. They'll think I'm going insane. Oh, wait. I AM GOING INSANE.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Yes, i weigh 80 now.
I wasn't in my room, I was in the bathroom. I got in the bathtub for a couple of hours to try and make it stop. I couldn't tell my mom, she'd say I was lying and she'd call me an attention-seeking emo like she has 10 times before.
Water pressure is supposed to stop blood. That means it was worse.
It was coming from the side of my leg, almost at my hip. My sister's shaving razor didn't make contact with me at any time, it was on the counter. It was strange.
I weight 80 now. I'm trying to eat, but now it's to where I find food SO disgusting, it's hard to get more than 10 bites down my stomach without me nearly passing out.
You guys have to swear not to tell anyone. Not adults. and ESPECIALLY not Jake. He's super nice and understanding, but he'd be angry. I was so concerned when he wasn't eating, and then I didn't eat..he'd think I was a hypocrite.
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SmileLove 1 decade ago
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That's not good, Em. You need to tell someone. xo
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Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago
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you didn't answer my question. you kept starving yourself?
You kept not eating?
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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and now you know how truly messed up I am.
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posted May 3, 2012 at 3:53pm UTC tagged with funny

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