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Next time I get into trouble I have the perfect excuse that will

Next time I get into trouble
I have the perfect excuse
that will either get me into bigger trouble
or make my accuser laugh;
"I'm Chuck Bass."
;D

-Gossip girl
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Rach_K

posted May 6, 2012 at 2:00pm UTC tagged with funny

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Today I had a breakdown. Yep, I completely fell apart in school. I was doing my german exam and i got a sentence in then... Something snapped and I went blank. I stuttered desperately trying to remember my essays but I came up as blank as paper. I began to shake and I stopped breathing regulary. Tears fell down my cheeks. I looked up to see the examiner just staring at me. She stopped the tape and told me I had to either plow on or remember the entire two essays for tuesday. I had no other choice to agree having forgotten my entire exam prep. I grabbed my stuff and went to one of the spare rooms in the school to try and calm down. I felt alone, desperate and pathetic. I cried. I have hated the mere idea of crying ever since I can remember. My art teacher suddenly came into the room and called me out to ask what was wrong. I was on the verge of crying once more replaying the events to him. He told me to calm down and went to see the examiner. I'm not sure what he said. Break time came and I went to see my friends seeing no point in haning about feeling sorry for myself. Being alone wouldn't help. I got there and everyone looked at me with pity. Everyone knew what had happened. I felt humiliated. I started to shake but I restrained it enough people didn't notice. My friends attempted to cheer me up throughout the day. One of them are even on witty (Demitriaa_Lee) and if she reads this thank you so much. I have no idea what I woulda done without you lot cheering me up. I'm worried about tuesday now. What if it happens again? What if she just cancels my exam? Then I found out that one of my "friends" had been ranting how I should not have been given more time just because I "cried". I was told that she was slyly commenting on how I "Actually cried over an exam". I felt horrible but the friend I mentioned eariler, though she didn't realise it, brighten my mood as did my mother, again unconciously. I was always told that I was my harshest critic and maybe that's true, but I think I gotta reduce my expectations... Sorry, I had to vent. Who ever read this, thank you :)
"If you can dodge a wrench You can dodge a ball." Dodge ball- Patches O'Houlihan

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