Friend:
Does this make my butt look big?
Me: Nah, you look great!
Friend: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME! OHMYGOSH TRUE FRIENDS DON'T LIE! OHMYGOSH, GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH AN UNTRUTHFUL JERK LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friend: Does my butt look big in this?
Me: Kinda. a little bit, I guess. but it's not too bad. nothing to worry about.
Friend: OHMYGOSH YOU JERK! I HATE YOU FOREVER. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU INSENSITIVE FREAK!
______________________________________________________________________ CONCLUSION: there is no way out.
Me: Nah, you look great!
Friend: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME! OHMYGOSH TRUE FRIENDS DON'T LIE! OHMYGOSH, GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH AN UNTRUTHFUL JERK LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friend: Does my butt look big in this?
Me: Kinda. a little bit, I guess. but it's not too bad. nothing to worry about.
Friend: OHMYGOSH YOU JERK! I HATE YOU FOREVER. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU INSENSITIVE FREAK!
______________________________________________________________________ CONCLUSION: there is no way out.
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Lol that makes me sound like a jerk XD