I have screwed up 78% of my teenage life... [x] Gotten caught

I have screwed up 78% of my teenage life...

[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far:

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far:

[x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far:

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours

Total so far:

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class

Total so far:

[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far:

[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room

Total so far: 26

Multiply by 3 for a total.