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My boyfriend is leaving me because he thinks i have an obsession
My boyfriend is leaving me because he thinks i have an obsession with africa. Uganda be kidding me, Kenya believe it? Well, it Ghana be a messy break up.
nmf/nmq
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lifexinxmusicx
1 decade ago
I see whatcha did there :L
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yourcool
1 decade ago
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
THIS TIME FOR AFRICA
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Eli22b
1 decade ago
This made me laugh and shake like a morocco
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soshyashley
1 decade ago
I'm Kenyan :)
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candylover44
1 decade ago
lol this is hilarious & im kenyan
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Lozz3x
1 decade ago
ahahahha
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frazergirl
1 decade ago
African love this(;
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xxxxlovexxxx
1 decade ago
I see what you did there:):) haha:)
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wittyme22
1 decade ago
this made my night:)
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uramazingjustthewayyouare
1 decade ago
Ahahaha I died laughing at this
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PickleDough
1 decade ago
lol
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AKeptSecret
1 decade ago
Hahah
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Wonder_Why
1 decade ago
lol
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theres plenty of fish in the sea.. yeah? well 50% are girls, 30% are over 18, and 15% are under 10, which leaves 5% of the population. 2% of the remaining fish are taken, and we havent even talked about the personalities of the fish, what the fish looks like, and what you two have in common. after all that narrowing down there is only one fish left in the sea.. that fish is your nemo, so never let anyone dare tell you that there are plenty of fish in the sea♥ nmf/nmq
I don't understand how you can smile all day but cry yourself to sleep at night. How picutres never change but the people in them do. How your best friend can becoome your worst enemy, or how strange it is when your worst enemy turns into your best friend. How forever turns into a few short months thaht you'd almost do anything to get back. How you can let go of something you once said you could'nt live without. How even though you know something is best for you, it hurts just time same. How the people who once wanted to spend every second with you, think a few minutes of their time is too much to spare. How people make make promises despite knowing how common it is for promises to be broken. How people can erase you from their lives just because it's easier than working things out. nmf/nmq
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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
THIS TIME FOR AFRICA