Funny
things do do in Walmart Part 2!
-again, this may result in getting arrested and/or kicked out...
12) Hold indoor shopping cart races.
13) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
14) Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
15) Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
16) Play a game of indoor Freeze Tag!
17) Fill your cart up as much as possible then try and go through the 20 or less check out.
13) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
14) Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
15) Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
16) Play a game of indoor Freeze Tag!
17) Fill your cart up as much as possible then try and go through the 20 or less check out.
18) When people aren't looking, put tampons in their
carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock
strap
19) Climb things...
20) Get 220 items make the cashier ring them all up, then say you know what I will just take a pack of gum, say to return everything else
21) Go to the auto department and get a few jugs of antifreeze, put them in the freezers in the grocery department.
22) Go into fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"
23) Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
24) Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
20) Get 220 items make the cashier ring them all up, then say you know what I will just take a pack of gum, say to return everything else
21) Go to the auto department and get a few jugs of antifreeze, put them in the freezers in the grocery department.
22) Go into fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"
23) Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
24) Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
-again, this may result in getting arrested and/or kicked out...
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