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They should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and the



They should invent
 

a treadmill with a laptop built

in and the internet wouldn't

work unless you were actually

walking and if you wanted to

download something you had

to run and the faster you run

the faster it downloads.



I'd buy it and lose so

much weight.

40 Comments

kelly* 9 years ago
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ikr :P
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kalenian 9 years ago
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id legit get that pattened and make some mulaa
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AlpacaPerson 9 years ago
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Genius.
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tripindicular-tiana* 9 years ago
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That's genius.
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roxy27 9 years ago
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make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com
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ForcingCourage* 9 years ago
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Now just something to make us taller...
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Eli123qwe 9 years ago
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I'd die... But I'd buy it anyways :P
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StupidBoyXo 9 years ago
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What about the skinny people? We'd die.
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pandoralova 9 years ago
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all of us wittians should each give like $5 and pool it all together to invent this and sell it and we'd all be so rich and SKINNY!!!
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sexyybeastt6 1 decade ago
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we'd be the skinniest freaking country... im going to have very good dreams about that tonight.... <3
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xxOneDirectioner4lifexx 1 decade ago
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i wud wiegh 5 pounds.
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Silencewhisper 1 decade ago
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i would buy it
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sweetimperfection 1 decade ago
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omg so true!
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animegirl101 1 decade ago
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yah!
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live_to_love15 1 decade ago
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this is brilliant!
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grownsimba 1 decade ago
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♥ word up.
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adamsgirl0420* 1 decade ago
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my friend said this yesterdayyy.
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wittyquotesgurl 1 decade ago
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lol i could already go on the internet while going on the treadmill
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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That would be cool! But that technology would probably cost more than an actual treadmill and actual wifi ;D Haha
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Katyax96 1 decade ago
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hahaha they should!!!!!
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posted May 16, 2012 at 2:50pm UTC tagged with vent

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