Funny Quote #5733102
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Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Friend: I don't know,

Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: She had no arms.
Friend: okay...
Me: Knock knock!
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah


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32 Comments

mars* 1 decade ago
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I must say, I've ne ver heard this before! so funny! :)
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Pacificmermaid812 1 decade ago
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@ collinbriana: bro this happens all the time wtf calm down...
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emilyanne2121 1 decade ago
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why didnt sara laugh?
because she heard this joke like a million times
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morgancolleen 1 decade ago
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ohh my gosh, my boyfriend's friend told me this one at his prom! i laughed for at least 10 minutes.
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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis 1 decade ago
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OH MY GOSH! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! I went around my school saying this and dying of laughter each time. Thank you for making my day. c':
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xthequiteonex 1 decade ago
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GOT ANY GRAPES!!!!!!!! LOL ROFL TROLLLALALALALALALALALL lalalalalalalal! Santa Clause!!!!!! I died this is just lolololo
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missmissygirl90 1 decade ago
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I died.
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DuckAddictant 1 decade ago
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@collinBriana .
chiill!
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CollinBriana 1 decade ago
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THIS IS MY QOTE YOU F******* THIS IS MINE AND YOU GET ALKL THESE FAVES GO TO MY PROFILE MINE WAS HERE FIRST
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love14ever 1 decade ago
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the girls name is mary not sarah...awkward
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Harley91594 1 decade ago
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This is odd, but funny!
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JillLove3 1 decade ago
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HAHA my sister told me that one!!
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BothOfUs 1 decade ago
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my friend did this exact same thing to me last night...
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harm0ny 1 decade ago
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my sister told me this joke haha x)
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FLUTEgirrl16 1 decade ago
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my name is sarah...
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tigerkid 1 decade ago
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this is literally my favourite joke ever.
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Ty1210 1 decade ago
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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?


The Holocaust.
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Katyax96 1 decade ago
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LOLOL :D
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timraandnicole 1 decade ago
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I had this exact same quote with the exact same format weeks ago.
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MyNameIsAryssa 1 decade ago
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My boyfriend said this to me...i told him sarah could knock with her head...he said what people knock on doors with heads?! i said people with no arms...guess who won that argument>:]
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posted May 21, 2012 at 5:38pm UTC tagged with funny

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