Things in
golf that sound dirty but are'nt(;
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can
barely walk.
8. You really whacked the
hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his
putter.
6. Keep your head down and
spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your
threesome?
4. Stand with your back
turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I
can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your
follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash
my balls first.