"Stop it! STOP! STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT, what do you think
you're doing?? You can't say everyone's got a water
buffalo because everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're
going to get nasty letters saying "Where's MY water
buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you
prepared to deal with that? I DON'T THINK SO so STOP being so
SILLY!!!"