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Me: Hey I just met you Cop: Me: and this is crazy Cop: Me:
Me:
Hey I just met you
Cop:
Me:
and this is crazy
Cop:
Me:
Cop:
Me:
But I like donuts
Cop:
Me:
So share with me maybe?
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posted May 27, 2012 at 1:52pm UTC tagged with
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