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I have a weird confession, I figure Witty is a great place to

I have a weird confession,


I figure Witty is a great place to put it..


I Eat Lemons.

 



Like how normal people eat oranges.❤ 

And I love doing it..

Makes me feel original,

I want all Witty people to

know its okay to be

different in anyway(: so

post a comment about

something weird you do, I

will make a quote about

every single one of your

weird ways.

Together we make a

society who doesnt care

what people think.

We will call it Weird Witty

Confessions.



Who's with me?

 



Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

246 Comments

asiancutie11 1 decade ago
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i go CRAZY when the volume is on an odd number
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babygrady22 1 decade ago
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I crush my Raman noodles, put in the flavor, and eat them right outta the bag..... Also, i cant drink regular milk. It has to be heated or have ice cubes in it.. lolol.
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sparkleyunicorns7 1 decade ago
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i love dark tight warm enclosed spaces... its kinda like claustraphobia in reverse :)
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AlwaysSmiling95 1 decade ago
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I have a "pig laugh"...I love it, because it make me special...
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SaltyTearsxo 1 decade ago
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When I hear music that has a good beat, I'll start dancing to it. Randomly. No matter who's around(: But hey, at least I enjoy myself!
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xomeggie914 1 decade ago
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i have never had a strawberry.... and i can only drink soda from a straw....
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lovelife17 1 decade ago
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@AkziiB me tooo!!!!!!!! I do the samr things
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evey 1 decade ago
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lotsa of things ;) but i also eat lemons and frozen grapess YUMM
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CallMeMari 1 decade ago
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when i go out to try to get a tan, my stomach, arms and back tan (oh i forgot feet!!) but not my face and legs, its pretty strange but i think it makes me special :)
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whenlovejustappears 1 decade ago
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i run around at recess pretending im an airplane
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AkziiB 1 decade ago
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I like biting my skin off. No seriously, I do. Especially around my finger nails. You know why? Cuz I'm wierd like that. Oh and when I'm crying, I like looking at myself in the mirror so I can see how wierd I look and laugh at myself. Yes, seriously...
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akpoppy3 1 decade ago
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I love basketball...but there are no girl teams anywhere near me. I just got in from playing with my brother in the garden
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Kyo 1 decade ago
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I'm an otaku. o3o
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xBeautiful 1 decade ago
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lol i eat lemons too :) & something weird.. uh i like to eat french fries dipped in chocolate shakes. its actually really good.
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ilovestars 1 decade ago
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i like to peal off my sunburn! lol i am weird:p
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SaveTheUnicrons 1 decade ago
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I can only sleep while hearing very load noises
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WittyGirl_xoxo97 1 decade ago
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I make up characters and add them into a storyline of a book i've read.
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livlivo 1 decade ago
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ok. well. when ever I hear that someone is sick or has cancer, or injured themselves, or a death happens, I feel like I have to care ALOOTTT. I have a strange thought that if I dont care much about the person and their hard times, then I'll get sick/injured as karma for not caring.
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EatMyBubbles0_0 1 decade ago
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i like to tweeze my leg hair when it starts to grow out. i know thats so weird.. but it gives me satisfaction.
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MeeAndYoou 1 decade ago
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I always talk about turtles, nuggets, llamas, alpacas, ginger people and cheese puffs...
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posted May 27, 2012 at 3:48pm UTC tagged with funny

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