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Teacher: Why didn't you study? Me: A year has 365 days for

Teacher:  Why didn't you study?
Me:  A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!                             




  
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365days* 1 decade ago
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I said this to my teacher. Her response? "My birthday is on a Sunday this year"
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Me: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh5510vYi61qzaxefo1_500.jpg
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9yeres 1 decade ago
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leap year lol, but this is good
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BebeCutie99 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I DIED XD
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xoxocaity2xoxo 1 decade ago
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What about using the bathroom..?(;
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iLuvCupcakesBro 1 decade ago
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I printed that out and gave it to my teacher. :)
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myahkeller10 1 decade ago
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What would you do on leap year?... :]
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ChrisMat 1 decade ago
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Probs go out once a year. Or go out on your birthday which is still twice a year but you do 2 things in a day. XD
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alligator98 1 decade ago
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ahaha i spend waaay more time eating lolz
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completeinhim 1 decade ago
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Make your own quotes.
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hellokitty1252 1 decade ago
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and all i can do is wonder how the author of this quote came up with it...
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Makeitshine101 1 decade ago
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LOVE IT!
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Rinna 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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nopatience 1 decade ago
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i wish i could memorize this.... but you get 8 hrs of sleep????
dude...
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carlyiancakes 1 decade ago
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Team pympy!
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basketballgymnast 1 decade ago
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i need to memorize that
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gigglingforever 1 decade ago
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love it !!! hahahaha :)
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Stephaniiee_32 1 decade ago
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LOL IKR .
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crashtoburn 1 decade ago
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Love this!
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sawsaw2141998 1 decade ago
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perfect!
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rawritskailey 1 decade ago
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This hurt my brain. o-o
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posted May 27, 2012 at 6:29pm UTC tagged with funny

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