10 Reasons to
be a Cat
1. Free
food
2. Free rent
3. Sleep whenever
4. No school
5. Just look adorable without trying
6. Get to hiss at people
7. License to kill
8. Able to bite, catch, murder anything annoying
9. Get loved and pet
10. Toes look like
beans
posted June 5, 2012 at 5:02pm UTC tagged with funny