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10 Reasons to be a Cat 1. Free food 2. Free rent 3. Sleep whenever

10 Reasons to be a Cat
1. Free food
2. Free rent
3. Sleep whenever
4. No school
5. Just look adorable without trying
6. Get to hiss at people
7. License to kill
8. Able to bite, catch, murder anything annoying
9. Get loved and pet
10. Toes look like beans

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posted June 5, 2012 at 5:02pm UTC tagged with funny

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