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Everyone always talks about how they hate being home alone because


Everyone always talks about how they hate being home alone because they're afraid they're going to be murdered.
 And then there's me.
I hope somebody tries to break into my house so i can just be like
"Come at me, bro."
And then
KICK A$$ :)

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kristenleigh101

posted June 7, 2012 at 12:08am UTC tagged with funny

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