me: *sees cute guy* brain: stay away! he'll only hurt you! heart:

                    me: *sees cute guy*
                    brain: stay away! he'll only hurt you!
                    heart: go to him!! take the risk!
                    brain: why would that hunk of juicy deliciousness want you?
                    heart: just try it!!
                    me: well, everyone says to follow your heart, so.... why not?
                    heart: hurray!

                    *two months later*
                     me: he broke my heart!!
                     brain: told you so.