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Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student: "Have
Teacher: "Have you done your homework?"
Student: "Have you graded my test?"
Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade"
Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do"
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pinkteddy
1 decade ago
yeahh i wish :( teachers r still giving hw on the last week of school :( :( :(
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CandyCool
1 decade ago
Omg I wish only we were that brave!!! :D LOVE IT!!!
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posted June 8, 2012 at 10:57pm UTC tagged with
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